How the hell did we become pirates?

Once upon a time… there was Drael, the art-monkey, who was spending time at Kit and Keishi’s place on IRC…

[17:19] <.Keishi> Drael?
01[17:20] <+Drael|Art-monkey>
[17:21] <+Aalto_Beed> lol
[17:21] <+Aalto_Beed> you actually answer with ‘:P’
01[17:23] <+Drael|Art-monkey> yup
01[17:23] <+Drael|Art-monkey> sticking your tongue out is very polite for monkeys
[17:26] <+Aalto_Beed> heh
[17:27] <+Aalto_Beed> but smiling is a sign of aggression…
01[17:34] <+Drael|Art-monkey> LOL
01[17:34] <+Drael|Art-monkey> since when?
[17:36] <+Aalto_Beed> with apes it is
[17:37] <+Aalto_Beed> that’s presumably part of the reason a gorilla escaped from its cage in a zoo in Rotterdam some time ago
01[17:39] <+Drael|Art-monkey> im not a gorilla!
[17:39] <+Aalto_Beed> the one I drew you was a macaque, I think they use that sign too
01[17:41] <+Drael|Art-monkey> damn
01[17:41] <+Drael|Art-monkey> lol
01[17:41] <+Drael|Art-monkey> i love your drawing
[17:42] <+Aalto_Beed>
[17:42] <+Aalto_Beed> I love macaques
01[17:43] <+Drael|Art-monkey>
[17:44] <+Aalto_Beed> I do though, they really are the coolest mokeys out there XD
01[17:45] <+Drael|Art-monkey> cept for me
[17:46] <+Aalto_Beed> well, thanks to my drawing you’re a macaque too
[17:46] <+Aalto_Beed> but you’re definately the coolest macaque I’ve ever met
01[17:47] <+Drael|Art-monkey> YAY!
06[17:47] * +Drael|Art-monkey jumps on your shoulder
[17:47] <+Aalto_Beed> yay!
[17:47] <+Aalto_Beed> now I can act like a pirate!
[17:48] <+Aalto_Beed> arr matey!
[17:48] <+Aalto_Beed> yohoho and a bottle of rum!
[17:48] <+Aalto_Beed> (black rum that is)
06[17:49] * +Drael|Art-monkey dances on your shoulder
06[17:49] * +Aalto_Beed gives the monkey a banana
06[17:50] * +Drael|Art-monkey eats the banana
06[17:53] * +Aalto_Beed commands Kaleb to swab the decks
06[17:53] * +Drael|Art-monkey imitates Aalto with monkey language
[17:54] <+Aalto_Beed> heh, I could get used to this
01[17:55] <+Drael|Art-monkey> lol
06[17:55] * @Azzles throws a tantrum and sits down with a cold…bottle of gin
06[17:55] * +Drael|Art-monkey eyes Azzi
06[17:56] * @Azzles throws some peanuts to the monkey and drinks
[17:56] <+Aalto_Beed> ooh, that’s a good idea too… peanuts… if she likes ‘em that is
06[17:56] * +Drael|Art-monkey climbs down Aalto’s shoulder, grabs the peanuts and climbs up to Aalto’s shoulder, eats the peanuts there
06[17:57] * +Aalto_Beed pets his monkey
[17:58] <+Aalto_Beed> arr a true pirate monkey, learned to loot already
06[18:00] * +Drael|Art-monkey laughs and keeps eating peanuts

And so they became pirate and monkey, brownie and magical ingredient, wizard and wand, Hendrix and guitar, Han Solo and Chewbacca…. and they lived drunkily ever after!

These 2 are drawings Aalto made for me:

So, my pirate friend and me….