• Q: What is this site about anyway?
  A: Randomness, madness and art, matey!!
• Q: Are you really an art-monkey?
  A: Yep. See for yourself, every graphic in this blog is mine unless it says otherwise.
• Q: Is that really you in the RL pictures?
  A: ‘Course not, that’s my “ebil” twin!! x]
• Q: The quick facts… are they true?
  A: Yeppers.
• Q: Do you really have cookies, chocolate, whiskey and coffe instead of the normal monkey stuff?
  A: Hey, that’s normal monkey stuff!!! You obviously don’t know monkeys!
• Q: What the hell is a pirate monkey?
  A: A monkey who is also a pirate.
• Q: You said you’ve worked on different Palaces, what Palaces were those and what position did you hold on them?
  A: Hmmm let’s see… everyone is gone, except Acromantula, and I worked in some of them for a very short time…
  Veritaserum™ [1st version]: Head Wiz
  Durmstrang Institue™: Co-Owner
  Durmstrang™: Owner
  Morsmordre™: God
  Family Paradise™: Head God
  Finite Incantamem™: God
  Faded Memories™: Head God
  Horcrux™: Owner
  Acromantula™: Owner
  Veritaserum™ [2nd version]: er… don’t remember.
  Avada Kedavra™: Owner
  New Hope™: Owner
• Q: Can I request some work?
  A: If you feed me.
• Q: I’m from SWC, how much for your services?
  A: At least 100k for an av or sig, at least 120k for a custom item, anything else or random we’ll have to talk about it… but the cost of all images mostly depends on the time invested, or if it was made from scratch or stuff like that.