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“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man”.
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A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey’s human family: “Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves”. “Well, how much does a brain cost?” asked the family.“For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,” replied the vet. All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asled: “Why the difference in price between male and female brains?” “Standard pricing practice,” said the vet. “The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!”.[hehe sorry guys, no offense 
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“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man”.
Mark Twain
I believe in both, monkeys and our Heavenly Father, but not in men.
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