Everything.

So this is going to sound a little geeky. Or well, more than a little… or perhaps, totally weird.

Not to long ago I was at this lecture in school, and the guy was talking about parasites and the diseases they caused in the human being, and of course, what was the best treatment to follow.

What I really liked about the lecture was that the guy wasn’t boring at all. When really the topic could have been. He made lots of jokes and stuff and we kept laughing through the whole lecture.

One of the parasites he talked about was the Schistosoma. I remember he telling the whole med-student community over the microphone:

“Telling someone you love him or her (’cause in these days one doesn’t know anymore) that you love him OR her like a Schistosoma is saying everything.
*stupid faces of all the students that didn’t get it, including me*
Yes, really. There’s the male, large and thick, curvey and right in the middle he’s flat. And then there’s the female, shorter and thin. So the female gets in the flat part of the male where they live hugging and copulating happily ever after. So you see, when you say someone you love him or her like a Schistosoma you are saying everything. There’s no bigger love or no bigger way to express how much you’d like to spend all your time with someone…
*student’s laughs*
… copulating!!! “

So you see, this is me being geeky, but above all…  this is me saying everything.

[And btw, if you were curious I was making this up:]

~ by Phoebz on December 2, 2008.